I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Houston, we have a squirter
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
