How'd it feel making her break her religion?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
