I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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