Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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