brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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