finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
