I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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