Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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