What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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