i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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