Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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