Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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