Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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