gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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