My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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