Im at strip club and am horny
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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