I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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