She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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