The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Let's get the cat blown out
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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