dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
