I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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