i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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