do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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