Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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