I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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