I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
