I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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