It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I smell stomach acid.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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