So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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