using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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