Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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