There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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