ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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