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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Drunk is a universal language darling
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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