how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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