he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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