You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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