she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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