why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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