I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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