He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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