I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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