I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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