Define "chronic" masturbator.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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