And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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