everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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