Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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