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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing