the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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