Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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