I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
How's work?
Spinning.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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