Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
handjob tips. give me some.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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