Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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