5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Are my feet made of real feet?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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