Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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