He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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